February 2011
When I’m in school:
When I’m with my family:
When I’m in public:
When I’m on facebook:
When I’m by myself:
Watchdazeofthunder:
sweetestdork:
slypeezy:
jerrylltotherescue:
arlenelovesyou:
jupiterstorm:
kaseyisnotw:
ryannxp:
OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TEARS. FALLING FROM MY EYES. LIKE RAIN. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY.
MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD! OMG!
:”D
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GASP!!!!!...
how vomit provoking
vicfuenteslegs:
heartasblackascoffee:
wishyouweredead:
Girl: “I’m having my operation now, I love you” Boy: “…” *Girl lays on operating bed* *Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying i love you* *Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone* Girl: Nurse, where is he? Nurse says: They didn’t tell you who’s heart they gave you, did they? *Nurse hands girl a note* *Girl reads note*...
Internet Star
Dad: Oooof!
Me: Ooof? Is that a sound?
Dad: Kind of like a woof without a W.
Me: Lol that’s what I thought.
Dad: Better than WTF! Didn’t think that would be appropriate as a dad-daughter thing
Me: I’m going to submit this to whenparentstext.com
Dad: I’m already on YouTube. I can handle the publicity.
Wiggle
Dad: Sorry this is late, my phone didn’t wiggle.
Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants...
letmebeakid:
theguythatfollowseveryone:
ITS NOT WHAT YOUT THINK!
It’s just a tea bag.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
January 2011
Why are porn blogs following me...
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
shardaylovesu:
iloveyouchriscolferr:
piercethesoul:
babytheresnothinglikethismoment:
first-goodbye:
Reblog to see hidden message
I sawwww it!
<3
<33 :)
♥
<3 saw ittt
<3
Aw <3
second time ive reblogged this
♥
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awww omggg
awwwww :3
:D
I saw itt XD
<3
aww made my day <3
<3
<33
awwwwwwh (:
<3
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made my day. (:
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letstoasttothedouchebags:
averagecupofsoup:
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1 tag
I wish I wasn't so afraid of trusting guys. Bah.
snl ripping on mtv skins →
87daysbefore:
I love how they mention it’s from great britain and then went through a sewer pipe.
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
cha-cha-chantelle:
girliciousdreams:
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA
When you send a text to the wrong person...
laceupyourshoes:
LIKE A G6 VS. KIDS
On Valentine's Day:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
When you are in class and waiting for someone to...
j33zy:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
I would like to thank Charles for making my pizza...
1 tag
While walking with your friends...
sempresorria:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
That awkward moment when you realize you used...
So…there’s this boy. Haha it’s kind of funny how I was just boo-hooing about this like last Thursday haha. Lo and behold on Friday night my friend Olivia introduced me to her friend Dustin. Olivia invited him to come drink with our little group last night and so he did. So one thing led to another and he kissed me and kissed me again and again and again haha well I guess you get...
Watch
The stages of "talking" to someone you really...
At first you’re so happy and all like
Then you get to finally hang out with them and you’re so excited
You talk on the phone and text all the time You get called something cute by them and you’re like Then…they start fading away from you and you’re just like “Oh okay?” They completely stop talking to you and you’re like
Then you hear they’re going out with someone.
togepenis:
CUZ WE ARE SISTAHS WE STAND TOGETHA
“Charlie, we accept the love we think we deserve.”
– Patrick (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)