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c'est moi vie
and it's kind of a mess

My name is Maggie. I'm twenty one. I live in Florida. I think I'm meant to be an adult now, but I'd rather not.

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It is not the length of life, but the depth.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via observando)
livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
Anaïs Nin (via observando)

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.
me (via lastisle)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

dalithesquilly:


luperious:

fitformyfuture:

l-etsgetphysical:

59kgs:

Fast food

THEY SHOULD REPLACE MCDONALD’S WITH SHOPS LIKE THIS

at mcdonald prices -_-

100%

I’ll take it all.

dalithesquilly:

luperious:

fitformyfuture:

l-etsgetphysical:

59kgs:

Fast food

THEY SHOULD REPLACE MCDONALD’S WITH SHOPS LIKE THIS

at mcdonald prices -_-

100%

I’ll take it all.

  #why is fruit so expensiveeeeeee?  

elisaddiq:

terarroni:

While this may be a big “duh” to a lot of U.S. citizens, a recent study which has been made open for public viewing concludes that the United States’ system of government is closer to that of a (corporate) oligarchy than it is a democracy. That is to say that power is vested within a small group of people, as opposed to the majority.

Historically speaking, oligarchies generally devolve into tyrannical states due to the concentration of power (usually based on class) with a smaller group of people who generally do not agree with the interests or preferences of the majority; these types of frictions lead to oppression by making some people more “equal” than others, as demonstrated in George Orwell’s Animal Farm, essentially giving people certain rights, but allowing those rights more freely to certain groups.

I remember in the 6th grade when we were learning about different types of governments and we got to oligarchy I said to the teacher “Oh so that’s what America is right?” and he looked at me like i was crazy and said “No Elijah, America is a democracy because the citizens also have power” and I said “what power?” and he said “We can vote” and I was kind of quite for a little bit because i thought he was gonna say something else and I was like “Is that it?” and he just went on to the next lesson

mollylover:

finally a store that caters to my needs

mollylover:

finally a store that caters to my needs

I just dropped my phone in a lake and it still works.

I just dropped my phone in a lake and it still works.

I had a conversation with my mother last night that resulted in me telling her that I’ve had sex with people simply as a workout to burn calories. 

And the award for the most awkward mother daughter moment goes to me (and also my mum [it’s a joint award]).

  #communication?  
thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY