c'est moi vie
and it's kind of a mess

My name is Maggie. I'm twenty two. I live in Florida.

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources


hearin a really shitty pun

makin a really shitty pun

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i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

  #oh my god    #just  
Boring Wednesday = boring selfies.

Boring Wednesday = boring selfies.

Boring Wednesday = boring selfies.

Boring Wednesday = boring selfies.



ATTENTION: I need attention

Seriously. Who lives in Jacksonville and wants to hang out with me? Anyone? Please.

  #I'm dying  
World’s smallest grape part 2

World’s smallest grape part 2

  #self    #produce  

I went to the grocery store with my mum today and some guy working there asked me how school was today and I was just like “I didn’t have school today. I’m twenty two.” And he did the sign of the cross and then told me to keep doing whatever I’m doing.

  #slightly weirded out  

So I just finished reading Divergent and it was pretty good, but I don’t know, like, I wish that the story didn’t have a distinct love element to it. Like it’s a strong enough story to stand on its own without having to involve a love story. The characters are well developed and so are their stories and I just feel like it wasn’t necessary. I mean it’s a book about a dystopian future and the conflicts that arise because of it and that’s enough of a storyline to carry a book without a love story. I just think it was kind of tacky and unnecessary. I mean I enjoyed the book for the most part, but it just seemed disjointed with all these little unnecessary moments thrown in that just kind of made it uncomfortable. I don’t know

  #Divergent    #spoilers    #review I guess  


The Ice Bucket challenge is currently my favorite reason I don’t have friends.



haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 



does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder